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He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs.
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Failure is not a disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one.... My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.
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Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.
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I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.
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Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.
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The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.
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Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.
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Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.
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Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.
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Born:
May 17, 1962
(age 61)
Bio:
Craig Ferguson is a Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist.
Known for:
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005 – 2014)
Join or Die with Craig Ferguson (Since 2016)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Celebrity Name Game (Since 2014)
The Drew Carey Show (1995 – 2004)
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