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Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

Carl Hiaasen

Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault the cops, puke in the alleys, pee in the medians, and so on.

Carl Hiaasen

The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom.

Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen

Born: March 12, 1953 (age 71)

Bio: Carl Hiaasen is an American journalist, columnist, and novelist.

Known for:

Skink - No Surrender (2014)
Razor Girl (2016)
Chomp (2012)
Bad Monkey (2013)

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