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That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp. What else could there possibly be to life? Eating was a thrill. Pissing was a treat. Shitting was a joy. And licking your own balls? Bliss. And everywhere you went were gullible humans who patted and hugged and fussed over you.

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If you picked the headlines from the five largest newspapers in Florida every day, you could make a very solid case that the human race was slipping backward into the primal ooze.

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When I go out and give speeches, the title of my speech is "The Case Against Intelligent Design." And I base it strictly on what I've observed here in Florida, which is that the human race is actually de-evolving, that we are moving backward on the evolutionary scale.

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Miami... the floating-human-body-parts capital of America.

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Born: March 12, 1953 (age 72)
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