Carl Hiaasen Quote

Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault the cops, puke in the alleys, pee in the medians, and so on.


Dance of the Reptiles (2014)


Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault...

Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault...

Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault...

Florida needs a special prison for tourists. Not all tourists — just the ones who trash the place, rob, shoplift, vandalize, drive drunk, assault...