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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
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I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
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Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax off the sales of stocks, didn't you? Saved 'em $48,000,000. Now, why don't somebody investigate the Senate and see who got to them to get that tax removed? That would be a real investigation.
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You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.
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There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
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You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
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There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.
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People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible
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Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
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There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.
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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.
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Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.
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You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through
the eye and not the noggin.
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.
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We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
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Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
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We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or person sells something, he has got to have it sitting there in a bucket, or a bag, or a jug, or a cage, or a rat trap, or something, depending on what it is he is selling. We are continually buying something that we never get from a man that never had it.
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The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
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All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.
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About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
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Born:
November 4, 1879
Died:
August 15, 1935
(aged 55)
Bio:
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogers was an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor.
Known for:
The Bay
Judge Priest (1934)
State Fair (1933)
The Headless Horseman (1922)
Life Begins at 40 (1935)
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