Will Rogers Short Quotes

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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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No party is as bad as its state and national leaders.

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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

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Take the profits out of war, and you won't have any war.

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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.

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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

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When you straddle a thing it takes a long time to explain it.

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Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom.

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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

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You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.

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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

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A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.

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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

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You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.

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Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

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The only problem with Boy Scouts is, there aren't enough of them.

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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

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Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

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Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.

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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

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