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Conjunctivitis.com — now there's a site for sore eyes.

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

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Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

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One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out

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Born: March 4, 1967 (age 58)
Bio: Timothy Mark "Tim" Vine is an English writer, actor, comedian and presenter, known for his quick-fire puns and his role on the BBC series Not Going Out until his departure in 2012.
Known for:
  1. Not Going Out (Since 2006)
  2. The Sketch Show (2001 – 2004)
  3. Whittle (1997 – 1998)
  4. Comic Relief Does Fame Academy (Since 2003)
  5. Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle (2009 – 2016)

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