The Lonely Island Quotes

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I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
It's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
It's a necessity.

The Lonely Island

Everyone who has gambled on keeping the three of us together so far, it's gone well. We figured it couldn't hurt to see how long we could ride it.

The Lonely Island

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. "Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone." I threw it on the GROUND!!! "What? You think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of this system! My dad's not a phone! Duh!!!"

The Lonely Island