At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. "Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone." I threw it on the GROUND!!! "What? You think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of this system! My dad's not a phone! Duh!!!"


Turtleneck & Chain (2011)

The Lonely Island Quotes

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone. I...

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone. I...

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone. I...

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend: She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad. Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone. I...