Scott Adams - Dilbert (1996)

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

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The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

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The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

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