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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

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I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

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The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

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