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I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
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When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.
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I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up.
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I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.
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I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.
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There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
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Born:
November 22, 1921
Died:
October 5, 2004
(aged 82)
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