I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.


p. 4 - It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.