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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
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I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
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What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
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I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
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With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
Jack Kerouac
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Born:
November 22, 1921
Died:
October 5, 2004
(aged 82)
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