Quotes about Paris Hilton

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Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.

Paris Hilton gets more coverage than Congo, Darfur, Palestine, and Nahr Al-Barid combined.

As'ad AbuKhalil
As'ad AbuKhalil
In the upstairs bedroom, old Ann dies very slowly, remembering the events of the long-ago wedding night and the next morning... She is attended by a nurse with an Irish accent (Eileen Atkins), who sometimes prompts her: "Remember a happy time!" Dissolve to Ann's memory of a happy time. It is so mundane that if it qualifies as a high point in her life, it compares with Paris Hilton remembering a good stick of gum.

Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
I have not been keeping up with it as much as I should have maybe, because it's certainly—This and Paris Hilton are the kind of issues that seem to get a lot more attention than maybe some of us think they deserve.

John McCain
John McCain
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

Oh, God! Get me out of this Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan-Kim Kardashian, talentless slut decade!

Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus
He was the outlier of a new type: the first twentieth-century personality to be famous for being famous. If he toured Africa with 17 pieces of matched luggage, or got hit by a car crossing Fifth Avenue in New York, he wrote about it. His life became a forerunner of reality TV; in today's terms, he did everything to seek celebrity but release a sex tape. A great question of Churchill biography, therefore, is how this Paris Hilton of British politics became the second coming of King Arthur.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.