"Weird Al" Yankovic Quotes

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I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: "Hey - you've got weasels on your face." Right then I knew it was true love.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
My personal taste in music runs toward alternative rock. It's not my genre to parody. Rap songs make great parodies because there are lots of words to play with. There's no part of pop culture that doesn't deserve to be taken down a couple of pegs.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
I was into Hawaiian shirts long before I ever got to Hawaii.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia

"Weird Al" Yankovic
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year-old girl
They'll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten, criminal scum you are

"Weird Al" Yankovic
I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. It worked.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Look
If you had
one shot
to sit on your lazy butt
and watch all the TV you ever wanted
until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
or just let it slip?
Yo

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me not to reproduce, I did it anyway.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Other than playing music, I'd have to say my favorite activity is flossing my teeth, because dental hygiene is very important.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

"Weird Al" Yankovic
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
There's certainly a lot of artists I haven't gotten around to tackling. I'll get around to them eventually. Nobody that comes to mind because I've taken every major artist I can think of.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
My parents chose the accordion because they were convinced it would revolutionize rock.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

"Weird Al" Yankovic
I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat!

"Weird Al" Yankovic