If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.

Caligula for President: Better American Living Through Tyranny (ed. Bloomsbury Publishing USA, 2010) - ISBN: 9781608192465