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Seeing something glittering in the gutter, Nasrudin ran to pick it up. It was a metal mirror. Looking at it closely, he saw his face reflected in it:No wonder it was thrown away – nothing as ugly as this could possibly appeal to anyone. The fault is in me, for I picked it up without reasoning that it must be something unpleasant.
After being to a mannequin parade:It's a complete swindle! They show you the women - and then try to sell you the clothes!
Nasreddin went into a bank with a cheque to cash:Clerk: Can you identify yourself?
[Nasreddin took out a mirror and peered into it.]
Nasreddin: Yes, that's me all right.
Nasrudin, starving with hunger went to a cafe and started to fill his mouth with food, using both hands:Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla?
Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.
While visiting a friend in Turkey:I was just admiring your sky, and wondering at the mastery of your sky-painters. They have made a perfect copy of the stars we have back home.