Nasrudin, starving with hunger went to a cafe and started to fill his mouth with food, using both hands:

Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla?
Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.


The subtleties of the inimitable Mulla Nasrudin (1973)

Nasreddin Quotes

Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla? Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.

Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla? Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.

Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla? Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.

Man: Why eat with two hands, Mulla? Nasrudin: Because I haven't got three.