Nasreddin Quote

Man: When will the end of the world come?
Nasreddin: Which end of the world?
Man: Well, how many are there?
Nasreddin: Two, the Greater and the Lesser. If my wife dies, that is the Lesser End of the World. But if I die - that is the Greater End of the World.

The subtleties of the inimitable Mulla Nasrudin (1973)