Kinky Friedman Quotes

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I support gay marriage because I believe they have a right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.

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I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

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She was the kind of girl that older dentists find attractive. She had a nice set of teeth, a fair set of knockers, and a lousy set of values. She was a chemical puppet.

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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen. And it'll usually be something you don't like.

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The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp.

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New York was the kind of place where you could hide from anything. Possibly even yourself.

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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

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Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.

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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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Cats, as a rule, don't like lawyers. They have great insight into human character.

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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

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They say God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

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Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

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I'd often felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

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He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the nonsmoking world constantly harassing you.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.

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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.

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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

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People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

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It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

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When you have a cat, you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, may transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.

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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

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