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I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
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Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.
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We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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"Poly" means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.
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I don't really think I was sheltered. I just think I was out to lunch.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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I'd often felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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They say God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Every great artist should always be ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
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He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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They say that death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down a little bit.
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Cats, as a rule, don't like lawyers. They have great insight into human character.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get,
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Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.
George Santayana
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November 1, 1944
(age 79)
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