Kinky Friedman Short Quotes

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I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

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Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.

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We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.

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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

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"Poly" means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.

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It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

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I don't really think I was sheltered. I just think I was out to lunch.

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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

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I'd often felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

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They say God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

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Every great artist should always be ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

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The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

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He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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They say that death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down a little bit.

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Cats, as a rule, don't like lawyers. They have great insight into human character.

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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.

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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get,

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On the whole, I prefer cats to women because cats seldom use the word 'relationship'.

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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

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New York was the kind of place where you could hide from anything. Possibly even yourself.

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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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