Kinky Friedman - Today Quotes

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Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.

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The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the nonsmoking world constantly harassing you.

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