Kenneth Tynan Quotes

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I hope I never need to believe in God. It would be an awful confession of failure.

Kenneth Tynan
I doubt if there are very many rational people in this world to whom the word "fuck" is particularly diabolical or revolting or totally forbidden.

Kenneth Tynan
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

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I believe in neither a director's nor a writer's theatre, but a theatre of intelligent audiences. I count myself as a member of an intelligent audience, and I wrote to you as such. That you should disagree with me I can understand, but that you should resent my expressing my opinions is something that frankly amazes me. I thought we had outgrown the idea of theatre as a mystic rite born of secret communion between author, director, actors and an empty auditorium.

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It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theater from inarticulate glumness.

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As Virgilia in Coriolanus she yearns so hungrily that I longed to throw her a fish.
Of Claire Bloom in 1955

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She has sex but no positive gender. Her masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.

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They say The New Yorker is the bland leading the bland. I don't know if I'm bland enough.

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A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

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A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you're keeping.

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Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a peeping Tom and I will show you the makings of a dramatist.

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No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

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I attacked those Western playwrights who use their influence and affluence to preach to the world the nihilistic doctrine that life is pointless and irrationally destructive, and that there is nothing we can do about it. Until everyone is fed, clothed, housed and taught, until human beings have equal leisure to contemplate the overwhelming fact of mortality, we should not (I argued) indulge in the luxury of "privileged despair."

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All writing is an antisocial act, since the writer is a man who can speak freely only when alone; to be himself he must lock himself up, to communicate he must cut himself off from all communication; and in this there is something always a little mad.

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The greatest films are those which show how society shapes man. The greatest plays are those which show how man shapes society.

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Of Polish director Roman Polanski:
The four foot Pole you wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.

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Does the critic wish to influence the kind of film that costs more than £250,000? It is as if he were to send a postcard to General Motors explaining that he would like them to make a raft next year, or a helicopter, instead of a car.

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When a society has doubts about its future, it tends to produce spokesmen whose main appeal is to the emotions, who argue from intuitions, and whose claim to be truth-bearers rests solely on intense personal feeling.

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A play... is basically a means of spending two hours in the dark without being bored.

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I do not see the European Economic Community as a great love affair. It is more like nine middle-aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

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His puritan, muscular, moor-tramping soul (superbly mirrored in Higgins's hymn to the intellect in Pygmalion) bred in him a loathing of all things, whether poems or gadgets, that were designed to comfort the human condition without actively trying to improve it.

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'Sergeant Pepper'—a decisive moment in the history of Western Civilization.

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Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.

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