Kenneth Tynan Quotes

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Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clinches his fist.

Kenneth Tynan
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

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What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

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When you've seen all of Ionesco's plays, I felt at the end, you've seen one of them.

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Welles is at once as abnormal and as natural as Niagara Falls.

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In most writers, style is a welcome, an invitation, a letting down of the drawbridge between the artist and the world. Shaw had no time for such ruses. Unlike most of his countrymen, he abominated charm, which he regarded as evidence of chronic temperamental weakness.

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One would have thought that the notion of an impersonal critic was as patently absurd as that of an impersonal person: yet playwrights still cherish it as a sort of holy ideal. Admittedly, we all make mystiques: but this one is particularly wishful. The man who asks for an anonymous, impersonal criticism is trying to elevate criticism to the status of a science; whereas it is, I am afraid, only an art. The critic's business is to write readable English: the playwright's to write speakable English. Beyond that it is every man for himself.

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If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.

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Dichotomy = operation performed on lesbians to make them normal.

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Among the classic tastes: bread sauce, Nuits St Georges Les Perdrix 1962, Worcestershire sauce, Toblerone and Bovril.

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A useful word previously unknown to me: 'ergophobia', meaning 'fear or hatred of work'. At last I can define myself in one word.

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William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan, and Wilde, his nearest rivals, he was brought up in Ireland.

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A novel is a static thing that one moves through; a play is a dynamic thing that moves past one.

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Art and ideology often interact on each other; but the plain fact is that both spring from a common source. Both draw on human experience to explain mankind to itself; both attempt, in very different ways, to assemble coherence from seemingly unrelated phenomena; both stand guard for us against chaos.

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Her style looks absurdly simple — an effortless act of projection, a serpentine lasso whereby her voice casually winds itself around our most vulnerable fantasies. But it is not easy. It is what remains when ingratiation, sentimentality and the manifold devices of heart-warming crap have been ruthlessly pared away. Steel and silk are left, shining and durable.

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Every speech, for Olivier, is like a mass of marble at which the sculptor chips away until its essential form and meaning are revealed. No matter how ignoble the character he plays, the result is always noble as a work of art.

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She shows herself to the audience like the Host to the congregation.

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There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.

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Any country that has sexual censorship will eventually have political censorship.

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The man who reacts to the universe with a cry of impotent anguish is acceptable as an artist only if he can persuade us that he has sanely considered the other possible reactions and found them inadequate.

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Judge and prosecutor had hammered it home that Lady Chatterly was an immoral woman, that she had had sexual relations before marriage, that she had committed adultery under her husband's roof; as if these charges somehow disqualified her from participation in serious literature. Indeed, there were long periods of the trial during which an outsider might well have assumed that a divorce case was being heard.

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Forty years ago he was Slightly in Peter Pan, and you might say that he has been wholly in Peter Pan ever since.
Of Noël Coward

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We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it.

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Satire is protest, couched in wit, against the notion that there is anything more important than the fact that all men must die.

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A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

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