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Long as you been living, you ain't NEVER heard of a mother-fucker overdosin' on marijuana. You might-a thought that nigga was dead. He ain't dead. He gonna wake up in 30 minutes hungry enough to eat up everything in your house. That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy. That's it.

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You don't believe our government gangsta? Tell me what the Iraqi uniform look like. [short pause] Don't worry, I'll wait. We ain't killin' they army nigga, we killin' them. We over there killin' niggas in tank tops, sweatpants, flip-flops and a cowboy hat. You shouldn't have been talkin' shit.

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You done got with us niggas—now you talking about, "You fucked up my self-esteem." Bitch, it's called SELF esteem! It's esteem of your mother-fuckin' SELF, Bitch!

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I'm used to smoking some weed and getting the munchies. This nigga sold me some shit, had me looking at the refrigerator for three hours. I'm just in the kitchen, sitting on the stove, just...[sits on stool, blanking staring]... I bet you there ain't shit in there, nigga. I bet you...

Katt Williams

Katt Williams

Katt Williams

Born: September 2, 1971 (age 53)

Bio: Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer and voice artist.

Known for:

Friday After Next (2002)
School Dance (2014)
Norbit (2007)
First Sunday (2008)
Scary Movie 5 (2013)

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