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On walking away from a $50 million television deal:
I want to make sure I'm dancing and not shuffling.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person, so they're crazy." That's bullshit.
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You can get infamous, but you can't get unfamous.
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A lot of white kids, you got things accessible to you like therapy. We don't have that. We have liquor stores and weed.
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Every black American is bilingual. We speak street vernacular and job interview.
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When the moon is in the seventh house, And Jupiter aligns with Mars, Then peace will guide the planets, And love will steer the stars; This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
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Born:
August 24, 1973
(age 51)
Bio:
David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.
Known for:
Chappelle's Show (2003 – 2006)
Half Baked (1998)
The Nutty Professor (1996)
Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2005)
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)
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