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Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

Julie Klausner

A relationship book I once read told women to use the word fun whenever possible. The author claimed it had a subliminal aphrodisiac effect on men, who want a relaxed girl attached only to good times - the human equivalent of Diet Coke. This is not me.

Julie Klausner

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Julie Klausner

Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.

Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

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Born: July 3, 1978 (age 47)

Bio: Julie Klausner is a New York City-based author, comedian, podcaster, and comedy writer-performer. Klausner currently writes and co-stars in the Hulu sitcom Difficult People, with comedian Billy Eichner.

Known for:

I Don't Care About Your Band (2010)
Art Girls Are Easy (2013)

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