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Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

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Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."

Joy Behar

I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.

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Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

Joy Behar

Joy Behar

Joy Behar

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Born: October 7, 1942 (age 82)

Bio: Joy Behar is an American comedian, writer, actress, and a co-host on the ABC daytime talk show The View.

Known for:

The View (Since 1997)
Joy Behar: Say Anything! (Since 2009)
Late Night Joy (Since 2015)
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)

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