Quote of the day
Coping with the demands of everyday life would be exceedingly trying if one could arrive at solutions to problems only by actually performing possible options and suffering the consequences.
Jack Handey

Born: February 25, 1949 (age 76)
Bio: Jack Handey is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
Known for:
- Deep Thoughts (1992)
- The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure (2013)
- Fuzzy memories (1996)
- WHAT I'D SAY TO THE MARTIANS (2008)
- Deepest thoughts (1994)