Quote of the day
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Jack Handey

Born: February 25, 1949 (age 76)
Bio: Jack Handey is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.
Known for:
- Deep Thoughts (1992)
- The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure (2013)
- Fuzzy memories (1996)
- WHAT I'D SAY TO THE MARTIANS (2008)
- Deepest thoughts (1994)