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This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life it rests in peace — if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise—surprise and fear…fear and surprise…our two weapons are fear and surprise—and ruthless efficiency…our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…our four…no…Amongst our weapons—amongst our weaponry—are such elements as fear, surprise…I'll come in again.

Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman

Born: January 8, 1941

Died: October 4, 1989 (aged 48)

Bio: Graham Arthur Chapman was an English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian.

Known for:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969 – 1974)
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)

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