Fred Allen - Man Quotes

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A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 pm to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.

Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Fred Allen

Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.

Fred Allen