Fred Allen - Life Quotes

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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

Fred Allen