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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
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Born:
May 31, 1894
Died:
March 17, 1956
(aged 61)
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