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I told Mad Frankie Fraser 'I'm doing Hamlet'—he said, 'I'll do him for you.'

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There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are.

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Come December, people always say, 'Isn't it cold?' Well, of course it's cold. It's the middle of winter. You don't wander around at midnight saying, 'Isn't it dark?'

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I like to have exciting evenings on holiday, because after you've spent 8 hours reading on the beach you don't feel like turning in early with a good book.

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I try to keep fit. I've got these parallel bars at home. I run at them and try to buy a drink from both of them.

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Born: November 27, 1954 (age 70)
Bio: Brian Arthur John Smith is an English alternative comedian and writer.
Known for:
  1. Grumpy Old Men (2003 – 2006)
  2. Rex the Runt (1998 – 2001)
  3. My Summer with Des (1998)
  4. Romuald the Reindeer (1996)
  5. Oi! Get off our Train (1998)

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