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I told Mad Frankie Fraser 'I'm doing Hamlet'—he said, 'I'll do him for you.'
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There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are.
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Come December, people always say, 'Isn't it cold?' Well, of course it's cold. It's the middle of winter. You don't wander around at midnight saying, 'Isn't it dark?'
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I like to have exciting evenings on holiday, because after you've spent 8 hours reading on the beach you don't feel like turning in early with a good book.
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I try to keep fit. I've got these parallel bars at home. I run at them and try to buy a drink from both of them.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
Cole Porter
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Born:
November 27, 1954
(age 70)
Bio:
Brian Arthur John Smith is an English alternative comedian and writer.
Known for:
Grumpy Old Men (2003 – 2006)
Rex the Runt (1998 – 2001)
My Summer with Des (1998)
Romuald the Reindeer (1996)
Oi! Get off our Train (1998)
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