I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.


Some Heady Phrases on Wine, New York Herald Tribune (1954)

Art Buchwald Quotes

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.