Voltaire Quotes

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

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The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third.

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I am not like a lady at the court of Versailles, who said: 'What a dreadful pity that the bother at the tower of Babel should have got language all mixed up; but for that, everyone would always have spoken French.'

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Whoever you are, behold your master,
He is, or was, or has to be.

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While loving glory so much how can you persist in a plan which will cause you to lose it?

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Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.

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All joys do not cause laughter; great pleasures are serious: pleasures of love do not make us laugh.

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Fools have a habit of believing that everything written by a famous author is admirable. For my part I read only to please myself and like only what suits my taste.

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With the world, do not resort to injuries, but only to irony and gayety: injury revolts, while irony makes one reflect, and gayety disarms.

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It is a serious question among them whether they [Africans] are descended from monkeys or whether the monkeys come from them. Our wise men have said that man was created in the image of God. Now here is a lovely image of the Divine Maker: a flat and black nose with little or hardly any intelligence. A time will doubtless come when these animals will know how to cultivate the land well, beautify their houses and gardens, and know the paths of the stars: one needs time for everything.

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To hold a pen is to be at war.

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The Eternal has his designs from all eternity. If prayer is in accord with his immutable wishes, it is quite useless to ask of him what he has resolved to do. If one prays to him to do the contrary of what he has resolved, it is praying that he be weak, frivolous, inconstant; it is believing that he is thus, it is to mock him.

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We know many truths; we have discovered many useful inventions. Let us console ourselves for not knowing possible connections between a spider and the ring of Saturn, and continue examining what is within our reach.

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Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.

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What a fuss about an omelette!
When he heard of the burning of De l'esprit

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They squeeze the orange and throw away the skin.

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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature, and embroidered by imagination.

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All the persecutors declare against each other mortal war, while the philosopher, oppressed by them all, contents himself with pitying them.

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The harmony of a concert, to which you listen with delight, must have on certain classes of minute animals the effect of terrible thunder; perhaps it kills them.

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I read these words which are the sum of all moral philosophy, and which cut short all the disputes of the casuists: When in doubt if an action is good or bad, refrain.

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Now, you receive all your ideas; therefore you receive your wish, you wish therefore necessarily. The word "liberty" does not therefore belong in any way to your will....The will, therefore, is not a faculty that one can call free. A free will is an expression absolutely void of sense, and what the scholastics have called will of indifference, that is to say willing without cause, is a chimera unworthy of being combated.

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Why, since we are always complaining of our ills, are we constantly employed in redoubling them?

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Virtue between men is a commerce of good actions: he who has no part in this commerce must not be reckoned.

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It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions

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A circumstance which has always appeared wonderful to me, is that such sublime discoveries should have been made by the sole assistance of a quadrant and a little arithmetic.

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It is with history, as it is with mathematics and natural philosophy; the field of it is immensely enlarged. The more easy it is to compile newspapers, the more difficult it is at the present day to write history.

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Men appear to prefer ruining one another's fortunes, and cutting each other's throats about a few paltry villages, to extending the grand means of human happiness.

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Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

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The superstitious man is to the rogue what the slave is to the tyrant.

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I have seen men incapable of the sciences, but never any incapable of virtue.

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