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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a life-saving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
I think factories would close down, actually, if it wasn't for working-class people.
Sexual harassment at work—is it a problem for the self-employed?
I have been in a youth hostel. I know what they're like. You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
All my friends started getting boyfriends. But I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen color biro.
(very slowly) Take Tube A and apply to Bracket D.
Reading it slower does not make it any easier to do.
It will be a very traditional Christmas, with presents, crackers, doors slamming and people bursting into tears, but without the big dead thing in the middle.
Of a vegetarian Christmas
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped but I drove that Peugeot for years.
A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down—and a woman is designed to say, 'You took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
Everything's getting on top of me. I can't switch off. I've got a self-cleaning oven—I have to get up in the night to see if it's doing it.
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The slave girl is reared in an atmosphere of licentiousness and fear.
May 19, 1953
April 20, 2016
Victoria Wood was an English comedienne, actress, singer and songwriter, screenwriter and director.
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV (1985 – 1987)
Dinnerladies (1998 – 2000)
Acorn Antiques (Since 1986)
Wood and Walters (1981 – 1982)
Victoria Wood (1989)
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