I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door runnin', I want him nailed to the wall!" He caught the lieutenant's eye, and added: "But not too hard!

Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31) (ed. Random House, 2008) - ISBN: 9781407035369