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I live in a two-income household, but who knows how long my mom can keep that up.
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I used to believe that chiropractors were charlatans, but then I went to one and now I stand corrected.
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I dropped out of college after two years, and now I'm kicking myself because if I had played my cards just a little differently, I could have a community college diploma right now.
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There are 10 ants living in my ant farm, not paying any rent...
Deadbeat tenants!
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Although there exist many thousand subjects for elegant conversation, there are persons who cannot meet a cripple without talking about feet.
Ernest Bramah
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Shmuel Breban, also known as The Mighty Jewmanberg, is an Orthodox Jewish, American stand-up comedian known for his sharp and unconventional style, blending logic and absurdity, often through misdirection.
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