Scott Adams - Marketing Quotes

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The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that maximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

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You might think the word homemade is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

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The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

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