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[holds up an egg] This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.
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I was raped by a doctor … which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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When God gives you AIDS — and God does give you AIDS — make lemon-AIDS!
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I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.
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People who call themselves divas... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.
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That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.
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I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.
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I've sued my manager for sexual harassment. And it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything.
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My early trauma was a gift, it turned out, in a vocation where your best headspace is feeling that you have nothing to lose.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".
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The writers of "Sanford and Son" were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have happened to Jews.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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People are always introducing me as "Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne." I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks.
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I dated a guy who was half-black, but he dumped me because I'm such a loser. Wow, I shouldn't say things like that, I'm such a pessimist … he's actually half-white.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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I will always try to be happy. I don't think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it's like to be in that very, very dark place. It's not romantic. Not even a little.
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Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.
Dorothy L. Sayers
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December 1, 1970
(age 53)
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