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No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I Don't Like Mondays' for 30 years.

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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

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See all these buildings, Russell? All these buildings were once a drawing on a piece of paper, and before that they were an idea in someone's head. Any idea that you have, you can make manifest.

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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.

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Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.

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And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.

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Russell Brand

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Born: June 4, 1975 (age 49)

Bio: Russell Edward Brand is an English comedian, actor, radio host, author, and activist.

Known for:

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Brand X with Russell Brand (2012 – 2013)
The Emperor's New Clothes (2015)
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Arthur (2011)

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