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Watergate left Washington a city ravaged by honesty.

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In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

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Heroes are pretty well all washed up in America these days.

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Only a fool expects the authorities to tell him what the news is.

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What sweeter words can fall on the human ear? It's going to be May all week long.

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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

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The people who are always hankering the loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars.

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When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope Diamond.

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Never try to joke with young people because it'll just confirm their suspicion that old people are crazy.

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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

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The biographer's problem is that he never knows enough. The autobiographer's problem is that he knows too much.

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Progress is what people who are planning to do something terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.

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One snow in a winter is happiness. Two snows are too many. Three snows are a penance visited on cities that are unjust.

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The old notion that brevity is the essence of wit has succumbed to the modern idea that tedium is the essence of quality.

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It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

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The charm of television entertainment is its ability to bridge the chasm between dinner and bedtime without mental distraction.

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I frankly admit to not knowing who I am. This is why I refuse to buy clothes that will tell people who I want them to think I am.

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A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab twenty miles out of town to reach it.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

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Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

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Surely any society that permits the substitution of 'kwik' for 'quick' and 'e.z.' for 'easy' does not deserve Shakespeare, Eliot or Michener.
On the language of advertising

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Long words, fat talk — they may tell us something about ourselves. Has the passion for fat in the language increased as self-confidence has waned?

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Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity there is no parent left to tell them.

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The young cult of sociology, needing a language, invented one. There are many dead languages, but the sociologists' is the only language that was dead at birth.

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