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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth; that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender.
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No man can tell what the future may bring forth, and small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Demosthenes
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Born:
November 22, 1921
Died:
October 5, 2004
(aged 82)
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