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When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.

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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower."

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My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.

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I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything has happened; nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again … the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul.
J. G. Ballard

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield
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Born: November 22, 1921
Died: October 5, 2004 (aged 82)
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