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I tell ya, I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The other night a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn't a real professional job. There was butter on it.
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A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower."
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I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
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Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
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Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work—that goes on, it adds up.
Barbara Kingsolver
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Born:
November 22, 1921
Died:
October 5, 2004
(aged 82)
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