I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.


p. 18 - It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.