When I got back into show business in 1961, I felt — for obvious reasons — that nothing in my life went right, and I realized that millions of people felt the same way. So when I first came back my catch phrase was "nothing goes right." Early on, that was my setup for a lot of jokes.

p. 126. - It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)