Rob Thurman Quotes

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Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

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Lies were like acid, corrosive: They could dissolve trust in a heartbeat.

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Funny thing about faith... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

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There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

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Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

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Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe fetish, "The Three Little Pigs" with their violation of building codes, "Miss Muffet" and her well-shaped tuffet—all forgotten or discounted.And maybe that's the way it has to be. To survive in the world, you have to give up the fantasies, the make-believe.

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At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was one day away from evolving into sentient life. I folded the note into an airplane and sailed it across the room. It ended up perched jauntily on top of the ancient television. It looked good there and I left it as a tribute to freedom-loving fungi everywhere.

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What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

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I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

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Niko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. Pistol whipping elderly women isn't precisely our mission statement, Cal. I hadn't been going to pistol-whip her. Yell at her a little more, then pick her up and toss her out into the street. Some risk of a broken hip there, but that wasn't pistol-whipping… unless she tried to come back in.

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Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

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Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala—why am I even arguing about this with you?

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Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

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They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.

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Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.

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All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life. She was who she said she was, and everything Sophia, my mother, the pathologically manipulative liar, had never been.

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You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

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Fall leaves are brilliant with gold and red. You can cup them in your hand and wonder at them, be amazed at their uniqueness and glory. But eventually they are gone, brown, crumbling, scattered on the wind. But the tree remains. The tree is what is important. The tree lives on. That was a difficult knowledge to bear, and an even more difficult life to live. Of course, being the leaf wasn't exactly desirable either.

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It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was Catcher. My name...my name... I am... I am lost, I am found and then I am free and I am happy. When I jump over that edge, someone leaps with me, shoulder to shoulder. I smell kinship on him. Kinship is all. I'm not alone. Never alone. I land, earth below me, moon above. I am wolf. We are pack. And that is all I need.

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We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

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