Rachel Caine Quotes

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Not everything is about beating your head against the wall until it breaks. Just most things.

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Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

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Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,

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Ummm… She licked her lips. Define fun. Quit doing that, jailbait. It's distracting.

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She didn't know what Liam made his coffee with, but it had to be magical sparkles and crack beans, because it was the most delicious stuff she'd ever tasted.

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Hey, he said softly. He moved closer to the bars, pressing his face between them. I always said you were jailbait, but this is ridiculous.

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I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right," I choked out, and shut my eyes. "I'll wait here, then.

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Oh, he is cute! Shane said in a fake girly voice. Gee, maybe we can ask him out! Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

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He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

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I'm taking off my shoes.'' ''Fine. Shoes off.'' ''And my pants.'' ''Don't push it, Claire.

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He let Shane drop back down in his chair, and walked out, back stiff. Furious. Shane sat with his hands clutching at the armrests. He exchanged a stunned look with Eve, and they both stood up at once. "No," Shane said. "I did it. Let me fix it." He went off after Michael. Eve chewed her lip and said, "Well, we're either going to see half the house destroyed, or their bromance is going to go all the way.

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Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!

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Science is a method, not a religion, yet it can be just as close-minded. Open minds here Claire. Always open minds. Question everything, accept nothing as fact until you prove it for yourself.

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She was starting to feel a little like a hamburger at a dieters' convention. Nobody was likely to snack on her, but absolutely everybody noticed she was edible.

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I knew you'd come, Claire.I knew you would.Dear God, you took your time.

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She doesn't usually back down that easily. Maybe she's got class. Eve snorted. Trust me, she said. That girl's got no class at all.

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You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

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No, Shane said. I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together. I'm still not kissing you, Michael said. Tease.

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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

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Don't we look suspicious, the three of us just sitting here in the car?" Borden asked. We'd look a lot more suspicious if we were all three making out in the car," Jazz said. "What?" she added, when Borden turned and gave her a wide-eyed look. You have no idea what kind of happy place you just took me to." Shut up.

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I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin

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Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something

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It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

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Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box.

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There is no such thing as unlimited trust. At some point, all beings with free will can, and will, betray you when you're no longer pursuing the same goals.

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Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

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What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

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You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab. "Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!

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Right. That's the end of the line for you tonight. You're going home, I'm seeing you safe inside, and I'm going home to hide in a closet until this blows over. I suggest you do the same.

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Want me to warm up the sauce? Do we do that? I mean, it's in a jar, right? Can't you just dump it over the pasta? Well, you can, but it tastes better if you warm it up. Oh. Eve sighed. This is complicated. No wonder I never cook.

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